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This is Douche Bag Joseph with a douche baggy tan, a douche baggy hat, and a douche baggy pink polo with its collar popped up. And a cool yellow under shirt. It's only cool because it's yellow.

My coworker and I were talking about a lovely couple that we saw today:

Him: "Why do beautiful women like guys that wear stupid hats and pop their collars up?"
Me: "I don't know. You probably know women better than I do."
Him: "Whoaaa. She has a nice car."
Me: "Are you checking out the chick or the car?"
Him: "The car."

Click here to see the super douche baggy version of this. Yeah, it's super douche baggy. Trust me.

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:iconthekittykaterina:
TheKittyKaterina Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2014
I'm in love. With him. Again. FHFHGJGJSHRJVHAGFSAIFJWBWG SO HOT
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:icondestinymace:
DestinyMace Featured By Owner Aug 30, 2014
Oddly, I find this amusing.
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:icondestinymace:
DestinyMace Featured By Owner Aug 30, 2014
and hot..... a little bit!
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:iconthehonestbag:
TheHonestBag Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2014  Student
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:iconbit-bro:
bit-bro Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
PFFT SPAM- People need better bots to detect keywords. XD
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:iconscorpianakio:
ScorpianAkio Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
..........probably because hats are FABULOUS :D
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:iconjettethecat:
Jettethecat Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2013  Student Digital Artist
LOL
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:iconlilmufy:
Lilmufy Featured By Owner Oct 30, 2013
... ... AHAH I GET IT
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:iconshadonhex:
Shadonhex Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I know so many douches who dress, all he needs are some sun glasses -.-.
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:iconmercyisrussia:
MercyisRussia Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2013  Student Artist
hello there sexual
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:iconanimegirl037:
animegirl037 Featured By Owner May 4, 2013  Hobbyist
BWAHAHAHAHAHA LOOKS LIKE MY BROTHER HAHAHAHAHA!!!
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:iconanimegirl037:
animegirl037 Featured By Owner May 4, 2013  Hobbyist
BWAHAHAHAHAHA LOOKS LIKE MY BROTHER HAHAHAHAHA!!!
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:iconmultialice19:
multialice19 Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Woaahh.. Smexy douchebag! :iconfangasmingplz:
No one but Joseph ! :D :iconokie1plz:
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:iconiluvvegetarbletrunks:
ILuvVegeTarbleTrunks Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Yeah, it's super douche baggy. Trust me.

LOL, He looks cooler with the sunglasses
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:iconkadeedle1:
kadeedle1 Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2013  Student
This picture. Makes me love life.
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:iconqueenofhell0666:
QueenofHell0666 Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2013
lmfao looks like a Cuban from Miami XD omfg
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:iconyukirahanou:
YukiraHanou Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2012  Student Digital Artist
The sunglasses. =_=
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:iconanjabeing:
AnjaBeing Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2012  Professional Artist
Wow... A hot douchebag... Nice work, Amy!
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:iconneonshi:
Neonshi Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
There's a kid in my class that dresses like this. Polos with popped collars, baseball caps and has a douchey attitude too. AN I share all of my classes with him, it's rather irritating.
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:iconanjell4evr:
ANJEll4evr Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Douchebag is HOT! Wow, that's somethng I never thought I'd say (Lol)
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:iconanime4ever1:
anime4ever1 Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2012  Student Artist
OMG i love him
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:icontwi222:
Twi222 Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
The funniest part is that he's probably one of the most liked sim guys that you've created... and you made him to be a douche XD that didn't turn out the way it was planned XD
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:iconuchiha-evelene18:
Uchiha-Evelene18 Featured By Owner Nov 1, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
WAAAHHH!! JOSEPH!! <3
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:icon109144:
109144 Featured By Owner Oct 25, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
LOL.XD
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:iconsongwriter5796:
Songwriter5796 Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2012   General Artist
Yes...shades have been known to increase one's douche baggery. 8-)
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:iconadriawatson99:
adriawatson99 Featured By Owner Oct 17, 2012
I LOVE YOU JOESPH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! * squeals like some crazy fan-girl*
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:icondayssimdatelover:
DaysSimDateLover Featured By Owner Oct 16, 2012
am tryin to draw him for the comp me and my frien dare havin. not becos i like him just becos hes really easy. kind off :pc:
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:iconkidkat789:
KidKat789 Featured By Owner Oct 6, 2012
this
is
not
a
joke!
carry
on
reading!
or
you
will
die,
even
if
you
only
looked
at
the
word
warning!


ONCE
THERE
WAS
A
LITTLE
GIRL
CALLED
CLARISSA,
SHE
WAS
10
YEARS
OLD
AND
SHE
LIVED
IN
A
MENTAL
HOSPITAL,
BEACUSE
SHE
KILLED
HER
MUM
AND
DAD.








SHE
GOT
SO
BAD
SHE
STARTED
TO
KILL
ALL
THE
STAFF
IN
THE
HOSPITAL
SO
THE
GOVERMENT
DECIDED
THAT
THE
BEST
IDEA
WAS
TO
GET
RID
OF
HER
SO
THEY
SET
UP
A
SPECIAL
ROOM
TO
KILL
HER,
AS
HUMANE
AS
POSSIBLE
BUT
IT
WENT
RONG
THE
MACHINE
THEY
WERE
USEING
WENT
WRONG.








AND
SHE
WAS
SAT
THERE
IN
AGONY
FOR
HOURS
UNTILL
SHE
FINALLY
DIED.








NOW
EVERY
WEEK
ON
THE
DAY
OF
HER
DEATH
SHE
RETURNS
TO THE
PERSON
THAT
READS
THIS
LETTER,
ON
A
MONDAY
NIGHT
AT
12:00
SHE
KREEPS
INTO
YOUR
ROOM
AND
KILLS
YOU,
BUT
SLOWLY
AND
PAINFULLY
SLOWLY
CUTTING
DIFFRENT
PARTS
OF
UR
BODY
THEN
WATCHES
YOU
BLEED
TO
DEATH
IF
YOU
DONT
SEND
THIS
TO
20
PEOPLE
BY
MIDNIGHT
SHELL
BE
COMEING
TO KILL
YOU!
SEND
IT
SO
SHE
HAS
ANOTHER
LOAD
OF
PEOPLE
TO
GET
AND
FORGETS
ABOUT
YOU
DONT
BELVE ME
HEY?

EXAMPLE
1:
JENNY
DIDNT BELIVE THIS AND DELETED IT WITHOUT EVEN READING THE WHOLE THING! A FEW DAYS LATER ON THE MONDAY NIGHT SHE WAS WOKEN UP BYE LOUDE FOOTSTEPS AND HEAVY BREETHING THERE WAS CLARISSA STANDING THERE WITH A HUGE KNIFE AND WELL JENNY IS HISTORY NOW.









EXAMPLE
2:
TOM
ONLY SENT IT TO 5 PEOPLE CUZ HE THOUGHT HED BE SAFE AND IT WAS PROBLY JUST A JOKE BUT OH HOW RONG WAS HE! HE DIED THE NEXT NIGHT ON MONDAY AND ILL TELL YA NOW IT WASNT PRETTY(JUST CUZ HE SENT FIVE HE DIDNT COMPLETE THE TASK)

EXAMPLE
3:
JOEANNA
SENT IT TO 19 PEOPLE SHE THOUGHT IT WAS CLOSE ENOUGH AND WOULD DO BUT SHE WAS WRONG SHE DIED THAT NIGHT ON A MONDAY AND ONCE AGAIN IT WASNT
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koujakulation Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2013
Hello, my name is none of your business. I am suffering from seven rare and deadly diseases, poor scores on final exams, fear of being mauled by squirrels, and guilt for not forwarding out 50 billion chain letters sent to me by people who actually believe that if you send them on, then that poor 6 year old girl in Arkansas with a potato growing out of her forehead will be able to raise enough money to have it removed before her redneck parents sell her off to the traveling freak show. Do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you and everyone you send “his” email $1000? How stupid are you? Ooooh, looky here! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I’ll meet the girl (or guy) of my dreams tomorrow! What a bunch of junk. So basically, this message is directed to all the people out there who have nothing better to do than to send me stupid chain letter forwards. Maybe the evil letter leprechauns will come into my house and write “I’m a moron” on my forehead in permanent marker in my sleep for not continuing the chain which was started by a knight of the round table and was brought to this country by midget pilgrims on the Mayflower and if it makes it to the year 2000, it’ll be in the Guinness Book of World Records for longest continuous streak of blatant stupidity. If you’re going to forward something, at least send me something mildly amusing. I’ve seen all the “send this to 50 of your closest friends, and this poor, wretched excuse for a human being will somehow receive a nickel from some omniscient being” forwards about 90 times. It’s getting old. Show a little intelligence and think about what you’re actually contributing to by sending out forwards. Chances are it’s your own unpopularity
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:iconkamizaki-chan:
Kamizaki-Chan Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2012
Lol.. because this is TOTALLY real :)
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:iconrjanarielle:
Rjanarielle Featured By Owner Oct 2, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
He's... BETTER HERE THAN IN THE SIM DATE!!
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:iconakahanachi:
Akahanachi Featured By Owner Sep 24, 2012  Student General Artist
:o wow :)
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:iconhan-ookie:
Han-ookie Featured By Owner Sep 20, 2012  Student Digital Artist
He so butiful!! :love: :noes:
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:iconfenrek:
Fenrek Featured By Owner Sep 20, 2012
HAWT!!
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:iconflorastar15:
florastar15 Featured By Owner Sep 17, 2012
can u create more of joseph >.< i really like him >///<
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:iconrocioewe:
Rocioewe Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2012
<3 i love joseph xD
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:icondeepdarkdanger:
DeepDarkDanger Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2012  Student Photographer
My friend Ernie looks like Joseph 0_0... and he has those glasses in the super douche baggy version.
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:icontwi222:
Twi222 Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
...... I still like him :3 *runs away from murderous Amy and her fans*
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:iconthcutie54:
THcutie54 Featured By Owner Aug 2, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
You really don't like Joseph, do you?
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:iconmiss-fluff-queen:
Miss-Fluff-Queen Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
If he got rid of the hat and the fake tan I would totally be his fan!
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:iconnickgroffbabe101:
NickGroffBabe101 Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
He actually is somewhat attractive despite being a douchebag...
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:iconcielrulez:
CielRulez Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW THAT YOU'VE STARTED READING, DONT STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1 say your name 10 times 2. say your mum's name 5 times and your crushes name 3 times 4. paste this onto 4 other games. If you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday possible. But if you read this and do not paste this, you will get bad luck. SEND THIS ON 5 DIFFERENT GAMES IN 143 MINUTES. WHEN YOUR DONE, PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO FREAKY IT ACTUALLY WORKS
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Miss-Fluff-Queen Featured By Owner Jul 29, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Why do people think Joseph is a what you call them............Ah douche bag! He is actually quiet cute I've got to admit I may include him in one of my stories
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FUUKARIKA15 Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2012  Student Artist
he's not a douche bag for me <3 hehehe and btw what is a douche bag


he's so hawt





~your life ends here~ -----------> O.O
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:iconcielrulez:
CielRulez Featured By Owner Jul 29, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
look it up on Google.
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:iconkellyluvsholyrome:
KellyLuvsHolyRome Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
hes so hot
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:iconsonamyfan222:
SonAmyFan222 Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2012
Lol on the super douche baggy version. Question though why do you think Joesph's a douche bag? (I'm not one of his fans but I don't think he's really that bad looking.)
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:iconpancakes1230:
PaNcAkEs1230 Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2012
wow... just wow...

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:iconsteelnightheaven:
SteelNightHeaven Featured By Owner Jul 2, 2012  Student General Artist
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Man I saw the super douche baggy version and i ROFL'D! and i did because its true, my bf is like dat.
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:iconkrysej:
KryseJ Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2012
why do i think he's hawt? mayb... i'm from new jersey! *gasp* *Holy mother of God face*
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