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douche bag by Pacthesis douche bag by Pacthesis
This is Douche Bag Joseph with a douche baggy tan, a douche baggy hat, and a douche baggy pink polo with its collar popped up. And a cool yellow under shirt. It's only cool because it's yellow.

My coworker and I were talking about a lovely couple that we saw today:

Him: "Why do beautiful women like guys that wear stupid hats and pop their collars up?"
Me: "I don't know. You probably know women better than I do."
Him: "Whoaaa. She has a nice car."
Me: "Are you checking out the chick or the car?"
Him: "The car."

Click here to see the super douche baggy version of this. Yeah, it's super douche baggy. Trust me.

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DestinyMace Featured By Owner Aug 30, 2014
Oddly, I find this amusing.
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DestinyMace Featured By Owner Aug 30, 2014
and hot..... a little bit!
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TheHonestBag Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2014  Student
We are professional bags manufactory, professional in helping designers make their design into bags.
Contact with us at cara@thehonestbag.com
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bit-bro Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
PFFT SPAM- People need better bots to detect keywords. XD
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ScorpianAkio Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
..........probably because hats are FABULOUS :D
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Jettethecat Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2013  Student Digital Artist
LOL
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:iconlilmufy:
Lilmufy Featured By Owner Oct 30, 2013
... ... AHAH I GET IT
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Shadonhex Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I know so many douches who dress, all he needs are some sun glasses -.-.
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MercyisRussia Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2013  Student Artist
hello there sexual
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animegirl037 Featured By Owner May 4, 2013  Hobbyist
BWAHAHAHAHAHA LOOKS LIKE MY BROTHER HAHAHAHAHA!!!
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