This is Douche Bag Joseph
with a douche baggy tan, a douche baggy hat, and a douche baggy pink polo with its collar popped up. And a cool yellow under shirt. It's only cool because it's yellow.
My coworker and I were talking about a lovely couple that we saw today:
Him: "Why do beautiful women like guys that wear stupid hats and pop their collars up?"
Me: "I don't know. You probably know women better than I do."
Him: "Whoaaa. She has a nice car."
Me: "Are you checking out the chick or the car?"
Him: "The car."
to see the super douche baggy version of this. Yeah, it's super douche baggy. Trust me.Reference